Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie start season 5 of The Simple Life soon. A nation mourns.Some market research firm out in Cali has released a report that ranks the most “overexposed” celebrities—whatever the hell that means. If we’re talking about naughty bits and public appearances, then Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton are tit for tat at the top, with upstart Victoria Beckham nipping at their heels. Alas, I think we’re talking about mainstream media and gossip rag exposure, so “oops” moments are only part of the equation.
Somehow, that research firm didn’t ask us who the most overexposed celebs are (what an egregious oversight!), so that pretty much renders their data totally inaccurate. So here’s their list, followed by ours, which is clearly superior. Because I said so. What, you didn’t know this was the authoritative source for listy goodness?
After carefully reviewing both lists, the only conclusion I can draw is that the market research firm should have called this “the top 10 celebrity douchebags” or “the top 10 biggest publicity whores—except for Tom Cruise, who’s a frickin’ munchkin.”
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