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Are celebrities really dumber than the rest of us, or do they simply have more opportunities to prove their intellectual deficiencies for everyone to see? Whichever it is, it takes a special sort to show up on this list more than once, an honor reserved for the likes of Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, and the President of the United States of America.

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  • 37“I’m so smart now. Everyone’s always like ‘take your top off.’ Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I’m not stupid.” — Paris Hilton
  • 36“What’s Wal-Mart? Do they sell, like wall stuff?” — Paris Hilton
  • 35“The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone.” — Michael Jackson
  • 34“If you have intercourse you run the risk of dying and the ramifications of death are final.” — Cyndi Lauper
  • 33“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost an important part of your life.” — Brooke Shields
  • 32“[I hope] my child will be a good Catholic like me.” — Madonna
  • 31“It’s really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people.” — Axl Rose
  • The Rolling Stones 2007 European Tour

  • 30“I’d rather be dead than singing Satisfaction when I’m forty-five.” — Mick Jagger
  • 29“It’s not that I dislike many people. It’s just that I don’t like many people.” — Bryant Gumbel
  • 28“I look at [modeling] as something I’m doing for black people in general.” — model Naomi Campbell
  • 27“When I’m really hot, I can walk into a room and if a man doesn’t look at me, he’s probably gay.” — Kathleen Turner
  • 26“When you say I committed adultery, are you stating before the marriage of 1996 or prior to?” — Dallas Cowboys cornerback Deion Sanders
  • 25“We are going to turn this team around 360 degrees.” — NBA player Jason Kidd
  • 24“Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking, and having sex.” — Charles Barkley
  • Donald and Melania Trump

  • 23“If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it’s Big Business.” — Donald Trump
  • 22“You know, it really doesn’t matter what [the media] write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.” — Donald Trump
  • 21“He speaks English, Spanish, and he’s bilingual too.” — Don King
  • 20“From the waist down, Earl Campbell has the biggest legs I’ve ever seen on a running back.” — John Madden
  • 19“Predictions are difficult, especially about the future.” — Yogi Berra
  • 18“The word ‘genius’ isn’t applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.” — Joe Theismann
  • 17“I don’t think anybody should write his autobiography until after he’s dead.” — Samuel Goldwyn
  • 16“I never get bored, because there’s always different puzzles, I’m wearing different clothes, there’s different contestants, there’s different prizes.” — Vanna White
  • 15“I was asked to come to Chicago because Chicago is one of our fifty-two states.” — Racquel Welch
  • Britney Spears on Jeopardy

  • 14“I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.” — Britney Spears
  • 13“I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.” — Britney Spears
  • 12“So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?” — Christina Aguilera
  • 11“I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness.” — Alicia Silverstone
  • 10“I’ve got taste. It’s inbred in me.” — David Hasselhoff
  • 9“I cried over beauty, I cried over pain, and the other time I cried because I felt nothing. I can’t help it. I’m just a clichĂ© of myself.” — Keanu Reeves
  • 8“I’m not anorexic. I’m from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I’ve never heard of one. And that includes me.” — Jessica Simpson
  • Jessica Simpson buffalo wings

  • 7“Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it’s tuna but it says chicken of the sea.” — Jessica Simpson
  • 6“I’m sounding worse than Jessica Simpson right now. She’s looking like a rock scientist.” — Tara Reid
  • 5“I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.” — Arnold Schwarzenegger
  • 4“I love California. I grew up in Phoenix.” — Dan Quayle
  • 3“You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror.” — George W. Bush
  • George W. Bush

  • 2“Too many OB/GYN’s aren’t able to practice their love with women all across the country.” — George W. Bush
  • 1“Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?” — George W. Bush

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