With that kind of cleavage and that cute a face, she’ll certainly get my Maxim vote. However, “I could fall in Love” by Salina. That’s all I have to say. Bahara, that’s your Myspace Profile song? Come on! You’ve got to be kidding me. Bahara, you’re 18, hot, dance in Vegas and are trying to come off sweet and romantic? No. Whoa Whoa wait a second. I just scrolled down to see that she’s a proud parent? This cannot be possible. She’s 18 years old, is gorgeous, and parties around town in Vegas and Phoenix. I’m sorry but how the hell can she be a parent too? I have to assume the whole 18 year old thing isn’t true. Either that or the parent thing isn’t true. If her being a parent is true, there’s just no way I can possibly make fun of her. It just wouldn’t be right.
Push up bra or no push up bra. This picture is just silly. The camouflage hot pants? Perfect. By the way, yes, the push up is essential. I have a picture of her where she actually looks flat chested. I’d have to think she’s at least a C but good lord. I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again. The push up bra is possibly the best invention of this century. The best invention ever? Probably the Chia Pet. Man those things are awesome.